Dec 5, 2008

H.M. R.I.P.

No obvious jokes this time.

Dec 2, 2008

Let's put the brain in stroboscopic mode!

I wonder how a fMRI looks like while watching this.

Nov 28, 2008

I like fancy, multi-layered sentences.

Others write entire books around one.

Nov 26, 2008

Don't you just love hardcore behaviourism?

Always remember "War with the Newts".

Nov 24, 2008

If only we had an avian-human translator machine...

"PREDATORS! Come here and ruin my parents' inclusive fitness!"

A siphonophoric view of the world:

"Decision center? What decision center?"

Nov 17, 2008

The sentence of the day. Kan't see how deep it is.

"Considerable continuity of attention is needed to read German philosophy."- quoted from wiktionary.

Survival: Another Mother Nature's lesson.

When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you're doing.

Good behaviour, bad behavior? Bad behaviour, good behavior?

A continental European lost in the British-American spelling differences.

Defining behaviour. Finally the ultimate test!

"If a dead man can do it, it ain't behaviour. And if a dead man can't do it, then it is behaviour". - Malott & Trojan Suarez, Principles of Behavior, 2004.

Nov 14, 2008

Hi! My name is Albert and I don't like white things.

Good ol'times, when one could mess around with... FOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!

Sep 12, 2008

Oh damn, I believe it is a Brembs' fly!

Rule number 1: A predator is not a landmark.

Once I had this little game...

I liked to crawl back in your brain.

Jun 20, 2008

Magic man done it.

I want to believe!

The Harvard Law of Animal Behavior:

"Under carefully controlled experimental circumstances, an animal will behave as it damned well pleases".

Jun 6, 2008

Sometimes I really hate my Prefrontal Cortex.

How can super inhibition be adaptive?

May 9, 2008

Thalamus: One of the best named brain structures.

Spoiler: This was Marie Antoinette's thalamus. She lost both of them.

May 8, 2008

I know someone that would like to study the brain under Totalitarianism. How cool is that?

Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1984!

The Invertebrate Electrophysiologist wet dream.

There are no giant bugs like the giant bugs of the 50's.

The 1000000 neurons machine.

It flies, stings and abstracts the world.

How to measure the Pancultural Self-Enhancement?

I predict a riot.

The stereotaxic center of the human brain:

As usual in this sort of places, nothing much happens.

May 5, 2008

Sex in the dark is bizarre.

Male = Spermatheca with a Brain.

Comparative psychology in the 23th century.

Twelve contingencies and seven reinforcements.

May 2, 2008

There are no reasons. Only causes.

And then somewhere along the way brains appeared...

Apr 27, 2008

Life of an Albatross.

"Bring me that horizon" way of life.

Apr 26, 2008

Ants like us.

Memes are powerful pheromones.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

I just realised that the myth associated with hallucinogens is even more psychedelic than an actual trip.

Apr 22, 2008

Still messing up your visual cortex.

That's why I get seasick when I'm trying to concentrate.

Another grain of sand in your visual processing machine.

Beautiful eyes deserve a second chance.

Are you talking to me?

"I'm prettier, smarter and I know where my food is hidden!"

Apr 3, 2008

Since talking cats don't exist...

John: a tale of loneliness.

Apr 2, 2008

Zombies: the newest argument for intelligent design!

Bug eats bug in an bizarre way: Everything fits.

Non conventional therapies: How to being right without even using a correlation.

Do you want a new personality? Buy some colored contact lenses!

Mar 26, 2008

Oh no! It's another cartoon joking with Pavlov!

'Stop joking with Pavlov' platform.

Mar 24, 2008

What you (want to) see is what you get:

The warm gun is reality.

Feb 19, 2008

Reductionist ad absurdum:

"I can understand behaviour through GFP.", he said.

When I was a young boy I confounded Cerberus with Brain... I'm restarting to do that again.

Cereberus - William Blake

Feb 15, 2008

Stand - An experimental paradigm for study human magnetoreception.

Towards bizarre behavioural paradigms to address long lasting biological questions.

Feb 12, 2008

I would like to dedicate this prize to my chimeric ancestors.

Ajax's intelligence or the triumph of thinking straight.

Synopsis of a synapse.

A child's game: Touch without touching.

Credit: Graham Johnson, Graham Johnson Medical Media, Boulder, Colorado

The perfect ethologist: A person capable of describing this behaviour without a single adjective.

...but you are still allowed to say UAU!