Another round in the eternal fight between...

...Times New Roman vs. Arial.

Plato with a twitch:

Necessity is the mother of adaptation.

Good news from home (...so far away now):

Greater Flamingo breeding for the first time at Lagoa dos Salgados, Algarve.

"Screw the majority! There is no way to prove my qualia is wrong!"

Replied color-blind Johnny.

Resistance is futile*.

* Disclaimer: Only valid for voltages higher then threshold and suitable intra- and extra-cellular sodium and potassium ionic concentrations. Due to security reasons, resistance is absolute during refractory period. Individual channel resistances and capacitances were not considered. Voltages and currents associated with resistance futility may vary.

Newton it!

"The fine tuned universal gears made me do it!"

The first step is Evolution...

... the second is Revolution.

Evolution can try and try, but in the end wet fur always looks lousy.

"Hey man, next time check the goddamn five-day forecast before planning the picnic."

Specialization is for insects.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
-Robert Heinlein

Cognitive Bias Song:

And this post is here because of Déformation professionnelle.

The zebra finch blues:

"Oh, the dogs begin to bark, and hound begin to howl,
Ooh, watch out strange kind people,
Cause little red rooster is on the prowl."

I'm the Manetee.

This one was trickier.

To those who praise the Noble Savagery:

Humans are animals too. Don't forget that next time you preach against Humanity.

Baitball.

"I'm not here, this isn't happening".

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Feast on the muddy banks.

"King Charles I's parrot".

Rather odd skeleton? Well, it's not if you rearrange a rabbit skeleton in a position reminiscent of a bird. Oh! And, of course, if your last name is Buckland.

Stealth.

Sometimes silence is the annihilation of sound waves.

Palm reading? Phrenology? That's sooo last millennium!

Don't you see that the future is written in male's hair nipple patterns?

Swallowed.

That's why they call them swallows.

Enlarge your penis!

Ask me how.

Mating barnacles from Casey Dunn on Vimeo.