Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great honor that I present to you...

Phineas Gage!
(It's really him, honestly).

Lois Lane seen through the eyes of Superman after a stroke.

"I believe the patient has a severe impairment of the right-side x-ray vision processing area.", said the doctor to the Kent family.

This is the backcover of some guy's book:

He wrote that clever sentence, but never realized that his hallucination was a nurtured consciousness.

The Aphid's Armageddon:

"A million red griding machines eating up all the copies of myself."

How to meet a Bird Doctor:

Boy thinks cats are the Devil; Boy kills cats in mass; Rise of rodent population in boy's town; Rats' fleas pass to boy; Boy gets Black Plague; Boy's lymph nodes swallow and explode in miasmic flares.

LSD:

Freaks' only reason to love the C.I.A.

In the abyss...

...lives a fish named stoplight loosejaw that emits a beam of red light invisible to other fishes and have chlorophyll in the eyes to perceive it.

Dance the waggle...

...and show me your honey.

I'm all ears...

...but the cognitive process known as attention remains at the same average human male level. It's not me, it's my genes.

What do you do for living?

"I train insects", he answered.

A sad lesson from the african wild dogs:

Being awesome, great hunter and a caring parent it's just not enough.

Her pheromones are screaming to me:

"I put a spell on you."

You decide:

Colossal screw-up wiring or surgical fitness maximization?

If mice conquered the world...

"Hey Morris, paradigm this!"

Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate.

Go tell that to reverse transcriptase.

Found here.

Drug-free Psychedelism.

How about that?

The homesick turtle:

"My home is where this imprinted geomagnetic landscape is."

This is me thinking about you.

Now we just need to find a transferable file format.

A banana shattered in the floor...

... is a very good sign that something is wrong with your perception.

Brock Davis

Nostalgia: A side-effect of mental time travel.

I tried to lobotomize it, but is kind of hard when one came from a musically very decent decade.

Some day I had to give some credit to birds of prey:

They can be photogenic.

Jose Hernandez

Hardcore Kitten.

At least this white queen has a good biological excuse to be a such a slut.

Is there anyway I can put a patent on aerobic breathing?

Yeap, I'm feeling greedy today.

The cephalopod serenity.

"My skin tells everything about me."

The genetic basis of Hard Rock.

Guess where is the double recessive.

Lets play a little with perception:

The flying penguins from Mars.