I like fancy, multi-layered sentences.

Others write entire books around one.

Don't you just love hardcore behaviourism?

Always remember "War with the Newts".

If only we had an avian-human translator machine...

"PREDATORS! Come here and ruin my parents' inclusive fitness!"

A siphonophoric view of the world:

"Decision center? What decision center?"

The sentence of the day. Kan't see how deep it is.

"Considerable continuity of attention is needed to read German philosophy."- quoted from wiktionary.

Survival: Another Mother Nature's lesson.

When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you're doing.

Good behaviour, bad behavior? Bad behaviour, good behavior?

A continental European lost in the British-American spelling differences.

Defining behaviour. Finally the ultimate test!

"If a dead man can do it, it ain't behaviour. And if a dead man can't do it, then it is behaviour". - Malott & Trojan Suarez, Principles of Behavior, 2004.

Hi! My name is Albert and I don't like white things.

Good ol'times, when one could mess around with... FOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!